SOLD: 30629 State Highway 59, Wayne, OK 73059
Central Oklahoma Real Estate
As the Broker/Owner of Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma, I specialize in Residential Real Estate for Buyers, Sellers & Investors in McClain & Cleveland Counties. As a Real Estate Professional I specialize in listing & selling residential properties. Whether those are new homes, resales, foreclosures, REOs or short sales I can help you find your new home or sell your current home.
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
REO Property: 2365 Choctaw Road, Goldsby, OK
Fresh paint inside and out, new carpet and appliances. Ready for occupancy.
MLS 254637
MLS 254637
Thursday, February 2, 2012
Saturday, October 8, 2011
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Tiny Tazer Test
Last weekend I
saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest.. The
occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something
extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt,
pocket/purse-sized Tazer.
The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short
lived, with no long term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her
adequate time to retreat to safety...?? WAY TOO COOL!
Long story short, I
bought the device and brought it home... I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn
thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however,
that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same
time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the
prongs. AWESOME!!!
Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn
spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new
toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA
batteries, right? There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently
(trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I
really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target.
I
must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and then
thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this
thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance
that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong?
So, there I sat in a pair of
shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge
of my nose, directions in one hand, and Tazer in another. The directions said
that: a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second
burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control;
and a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the
ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be
wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device
measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with
two itsy, bitsy AAA batteries); pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, 'no
possible way!'
What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my
best. I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one
side so as to say, 'Don't do it stupid,' I reasoned that a one second burst from
such a tiny little thing couldn't hurt all that bad....right? I decided to give myself
a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh,
pushed the button, and... HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. WHAT
THE... !!!
I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me
up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and
over again.
I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with
tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to
be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position and
tingling in my legs! The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard
before, sitting in the window, obviously in
an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living
room.
Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a Tazer, one note
of caution: There is NO such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself!
You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a
violent thrashing about on the floor! A three second burst would be considered
conservative! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative
thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and
surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the
fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it
originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching.
My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed
88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling. Apparently I had crapped in my
shorts, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone. I
saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from my hair. I'm
still looking for my testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their
safe return!
PS: My wife can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the
gift and now regularly threatens me with it!
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Just Fling it
Talk about just throwing it up for grabs. I know it falls under pure luck, but it is kinda of funny to watch. I do feel sorry for the other team. It was a cheap touchdown, but they all count.
Monday, September 19, 2011
1854 Ranch Road, Sulphur, OK
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