Signs making the rounds in emails:
Make sure you read WHERE the sign was posted -- makes it a little funnier.
If life is a waste of time,
And time is a waste of life,
Then let's all get wasted together
And have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC
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Fighting for peace is like
Screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO
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No matter how good she looks,
Some other guy is sick and tired
Of putting up with her shit.
Men ' s Room
Linda ' s Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC
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=0 A It's hard to make a comeback
When you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg , AZ
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