My Youngest Speaks Again (Humor)

My wife and I were at a doctor's appointment and her Mother (NeNe, who is in her 60s) and my wife's brother (Uncle who is almost 20) were watching our kids. 
The following conversation took place and only the names have been omitted to protect the innocent, zinged and embarrassed.


Uncle: Do you know how old I will be on my next birthday?

My Youngest (8 yrs old): hmmmmmmm.......You will be 20

Uncle: Right!

Youngest: Wow, you are OLD!

NeNe: Hahahahahahahahhaa
Youngest: What are you laughing at? You're like 80!

Who Does the Baby Look Like?

Last week in my youngest son's Sunday school class his teachers are showing off pictures of their first grandchild.
The picture is of mom and dad holding the baby.


The grandparents asked this question:

Who Does the Baby Look Like?

You get the usual responses: 
The Mom
The Dad
I see both
Doesn't matter, just cute


Not my kid! (He takes after me!)


My 8 year old: I think he looks like his grandfather!

Beaming Grandfather: Why do you say that?

My 8 year old: Because neither one of you has hair!